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First-year students at Texas A and M's Vet School were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, In vet medicine, it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

Go ahead and do the same thing, he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on
it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
 
   
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