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| Newlyweds |
Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night,so
he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local
Romeo.
"Just relax, Bob," counselled John. "After all, you grew up on a farm
just do like the dogs do."
Right after the honeymoon the bride stormed over to her mother's house
in tears and announced that she wasn't going to live under the same roof
as Bob for even one more night. "He's totally disgusting!" she wailed.
At first Bob's bride resisted her mother's attempts to find out the
exact nature of the problem, but finally she broke down.
"Ma, he doesn't know anything at all about how to be romantic, how
to make love. . . he just keeps smelling my arse and pissing on the bedpost!" |
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