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A farmer has three sons One day his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car His father says \ Son come with me \ He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says \ That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it\ s paid for we\ ll get you a car \ The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said \ Okay Dad \ A week later his second son 10 years old approaches him wanting a new two wheel bicycle Well he gets the same excuse \ as soon as that tractor is paid for \ Shortly a few days later son number 3 his youngest comes bugging him for a tricycle Again ol\ Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first While leaving the barn the young boy more than a little disgusted with the whole thing sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hen\ s back mumbling to himself the whole time His dad says \ Son why on earth would you do something like that He didn\ t do anything to you to deserve that \ The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and says Hey nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid for !!
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