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Post Office
A postal worker was sorting mail a week before Christmas when he came across
a letter addressed
to God. Since it would be destroyed he decided to open the letter and read
it.


Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone
stole my purse. It had
$100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next
Sunday is Christmas, and
I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have
nothing to buy food
with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please
help me?

Sincerely,
Edna


The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers.
Each one dug into his or her
wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds,he
had collected $96, which they put
into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day,all the workers
felt a warm glow thinking of
Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later,another letter came from the old
lady to God. All the workers
gathered around while the letter was opened, It read.


Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your
gift of love, I was able to
fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told
my
friends of your wonderful
gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those
thieving
bastards at the
Post Office.
 
   
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